E P I S O D E S

E P I S O D E S
An Artist is one who understands and imagines beyond knowledge, to discover, visualize and create.

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

ANECDOTES .. 1








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20        CHOICE   IS   YOURS

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        I am by nature kind-hearted and believe that for healthy eyes, we should look for the good in people and for sweet lips, we should speak kind words.  We should stretch out a helping hand to strangers for mere cheer. For a slim figure, we should share our food cheerfully with the hungry and walk with poise and grace.  To ease another ’s heartache is to forget one’s own.   Everyone is thus blessed.

          When I was waiting for my bus,  a found a beggar, shabbily dressed, stretching his bowl for alms.  I put a ten rupees note proudly and noticed that he had already collected a few more notes therein. I thought he was on a lucky day as his collections were quite tidy.  Most of them used to hide high value notes elsewhere and display an empty bowl to attract mercy. Anyway I was quite happy. Meanwhile, a group of NGOs were collecting donations from the public for some noble cause.  They had posters and distributed pamphlets explaining the purpose.  They came to me and I also put a ten rupee note in their Box. I saw that the collections were quite brisk as I found many in the crowded area dropping money in their boxes.   At this juncture, the beggar who was still near me did something unusual.  He went to the NGO man and asked for the pamphlet.  The NGO man gave one and the beggar began reading the printed matter with serious attention.  I was wondering at the curiosity of the beggar and also admired at his social consciousness. Once he completed the reading, he went to the NGO man and dropped all his day’s collections into their box. I was astonished to find a beggar dropping all his earnings into the donation box of the NGO.  I never thought that a beggar would donate all his collections to some noble cause sponsored by an NGO. I have seen people scolding, insulting, humiliating beggars as vagabonds, nuisance makers and blood-suckers idlers of society.  The incident was an eye opener for me. I think this beggar was now begging for greatness;   actually greatness was shining out of him. I wonder whether he knew it.

             Who is a beggar ?

          You can eulogize him to exotic levels or criticize the negative aspects. But he remains an enigmatic person.  Who is not a beggar?  What about a pious devotee in the temple, a petitioner in a Court of Justice, an industrialist seeking permits…. When in love even a King is a beggar… They are all distinguished beggars.

          What about the the blind, lame, starving, sickly old man standing at the corner of the street asking for alms.. The one just sleeping in the parking lot, abandoned by the world. Is he the nasty, worthless  beggar ?  

          What about  professional beggars ?   Do you think they have no other career option except begging.?  If you think so, you are mistaken.  There is another side of the coin.  Do you know that the 45 year old beggar  at Byculla station,  owns two apartments valued at around 120 Lakhs at Virar.  Are you aware that the beggar woman at Worli temple has a Bank locker for safe custody of her gold ornaments ?  The one at Kemp’s Corner has rented out his shop to a mobile center and collects Rs.20,000 as monthly rent. Other impostors board the train and beg as pastime till they reach their destination viz., target amount for the day..  They are all highly successful professional impostors,  choosing an unconventional path as a pastime or career…

          Do you know that there are almost 5 lakh beggars in the country as per written reply given in Rajya Sabha and West Bengal is leading and topping the list;  besides more than 400,000 street children in India  many of them run-aways of family conflict.  They come to live on the streets, working for food, caring for themselves,  band together protecting themselves for greater security and often exploited by employers and the police.   
         
         You always run the risk of refusing one genuine beggar among a dozen impostors.             
To beg or not to beg, that is the question for them..    To give or not to give, is your choice.
 
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There was one accomplished astrologer who was running an ashram where many students were learning all the nuances of astrology. The extraordinary phenomenon of astrology was beyond ordinary understanding and  he used to to explain how astrology is perceived to work.  The successful predictions depend upon various factors, like speculation, assumptions, intuition, symbolism, coincidences, inferences etc.,  The Master was very particular about formulating the predictions based on symbolic and ominous occurrences at the time of enquiry by the seekers. For example, an anxious unemployed customer is enquiring about the prospects of getting the job he has applied for and the astrologer  starts checking the horoscope.  Suddenly there is a power cut and electricity is off . This is an omen and it has its own subtle messages to be considered while formulating the prediction. Similarly, a bridegroom’s party is proceeding to a nearby town to contract a marriage alliance and they miss the train.  It has its own astrological implications to convey.  As such theoretical, conceptual,  perceptual and inferential points were being explained to the students  exhaustively to enhance their expertise towards  accurate astrological predictions.


 When such a class was going on,  one customer came there in search of the Master Astrologer. The Master took this opportunity to  experiment the knowledge gained by his students. So he invited the customer to come inside the Ashram and explain his problem in the presence of his students.  The customer explained that he had a quarrel with his wife last week.  She was so angry and  left his house and gone to her parents house, never to return..  He was worried and wanted to know whether she will come back to him.  The Master was examining the horoscope presented by the customer.   At this juncture, the daughter of  the Master came there complaining that the bucket drawing water from the well,  got broken from the rope and fell down into the well.  The Master sent one of the boys to the well instructing him to retrieve the bucket from the well.



Now the Master took the opportunity to test his students and asked them to submit their predictions.  All the students examined the horoscope and gave a prediction that  the angry wife will not come back to her husband, especially because  the message that the rope was broken came at the time of examining the case.   It was a bad omen and the inference is clear. The customer was crestfallen after hearing this prediction.

The Master smiled at the prediction given by his students.   He told the customer, " Do not worry, your wife will come back to you on her own. You will also come back to me with that message "  The customer was bewildered by the  contradiction  by the Master.  Anyway he left the Ashram totally uncertain.


The students were surprised.  “  It was a clear case of bad omen.  The message of the breaking of rope from bucket came to us when the matter was being examined.  How can you say that she will come back.?.  Quite strange..   The relationship is broken,   clear cut ..  ”


The Master explained, " How do you say it is a bad omen. When the bucket was being pulled upwards away from the water of the well,    the rope broke and the bucket joined the water in the well.   The water that was being pulled away from the well by the rope,  broke away from the rope and joined back to the water in the well. The inference is positive. That is the way it is to be interpreted.  You will have to understand the situation that way.  ”   The students were dumb founded by these inherent contradictions in drawing conclusions from the same event.


Just because an argument is valid does not mean the conclusion is true. A valid argument simply means that if the premises are true, the conclusion must be true as well. A sound argument is a valid argument with the additional requirement that the premises (and thus the conclusion) are true.
The argument of the students was valid based on the premises of the rope breaking and the bucket falling inside the well.

The argument of the Guru was equally valid based on the same premises of the rope breaking and the bucket falling inside the well.

It is only the conclusion drawn from the same premises that is baffling the logic of interpretation.

The logic of interpretation is therefore crucial to infer the conclusion amidst a considerable variety of form and complexity that makes inference impractical.

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18              One  that  flew  away 
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    I went to the VENGANGA river with my colleagues for a swim and after return I hung my swimsuit in the balcony for drying. Within a few minutes, I was surprised to find two birds getting  busy in building their nest inside my swimsuit.   I was watching their expertise from my bed for a longtime. Not willing to sacrifice my only swimsuit,   I replaced their nest layers into another old one and fixed it in a strategic position for a convenient  view from my bed.   What a fantastic engineer-couple, the male and female,  outbidding each other in building their nest with great finesse and foresight,   even placing silk and cotton puddings as inside layers.   It was a tremendous physical effort for the birds to fly a million times far and wide, collecting the exact pieces of grass and shrubs and weave them with perfect technique into a cozy bed for their offspring. When the female was out, the male used to sit in nearby branches and watch over its nest and vice versa

At this point, my earlier request for allotment of another big room, in the same row,  was sanctioned and I had to move there.   After moving there,   I removed my swim-suit-cum-nest,   to my new room and fixed it in the balcony.   Next morning,   I found both the anguished birds,  hovering around the balcony of my previous room,  searching for their nest.   The female bird was so angry;   it was chasing and fighting with the male bird,  as if blaming it for the mishap.  Feeling guilty and unable to communicate with the birds, I was desperately making gestures at the birds from my balcony, directing and showing their nest fixed in my new room. The birds did not understand.   But the gardener who was working below,  came up to see me mistaking my gestures that I was calling him.   I told him the story.   He  asked me not to worry as the birds will eventually find out or ebuild another on.



          Next day when I was watching the nest from my bed, I suddenly found the male bird making the discovery of its missing nest and pronto flew back to bring the female,  to share the excitement and thrill of finding the lost one.   I was myself feeling the immense joy of the birds and thanked the boundless mercy of God in making the return to their belongings possible.  “ gar ayya mera pardesi 

          The subsequent days were unforgettable moments of admiration of the winged wonders.  The  female used to sit or sleep over its light-blue egg the whole night to incubate them,   hatched it,  fed and nursed the small wing-less offspring day by day.  I had the pleasure of playing pranks with the offspring, whenever it was alone and unattended. The baby started growing its wings and the mother started nudging the baby to jump from its nest. The mother used to do demo of flying in front of its baby.  I found the nest empty one day and  the small one  had flown away with its mother and I was cut off from their world.    Those were precious moments in my life, now mere memories treasured fondly forever.

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17.                    J A I        H I N D
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          The old lady of 65 YEARS was the chief guest of Honour on Independence Day..  Flag hoisting ceremony on Silver Jubilee year was a proud moment for her…When the flowers dropped on her head…she could not hold back her tears ..  Memory of her dead husband flashed across her mind..  It was because of this flag, her husband  met his death at the hands of   brutal Police.

           Flash back.. She was hardly 10 years of age when she was married to Kumaran. The country was going through pangs of freedom movement, spear headed by Mahatma Gandhi. Kumaran was a member of Desabandhu Youth Brigade and an ardent disciple of Mahatma Gandhi. He used to hold demonstrations against foreign goods,  liquor shops.  He took part in the Salt Satyagraha led by Rajaji.  During her teen years, he was actively engrossed in freedom and non Co operation movements.  The town was organizing a big procession and top local leaders were expected to participate. Expecting trouble, the relatives locked up the leaders  in their house.  Kumaran was also prevented by wife and relatives but he managed to escape from them. Finally, the procession started with only about ten activists and Kumaran was leading them.  He was carrying the congress flag and they were proceeding in the streets, shouting slogans against British rule.  Crowds of people gathered in the street to watch the procession led by Kumaran.

            It was at this moment,  the shocking thing happened.  Without any notice or warning, three dozen armed police jumped on the procession and attacked the processionists violently.  Almost all of them were beaten mercilessly with lathis. Kumaran was hit hard on his head and his skull broke and pierced his brain. He fell unconscious with the flag clutched in his hand.. Others also met similar fate. The shocked public rushed to help the injured and took them to Hospital. The Doctors risked their lives in trying to save Kumaran and others. Unfortunately Kumaran died a martyr of freedom movement. The tragedy left his wife and parents inconsolable. His body was taken as a procession by the public and cremated with honour as a mark of respect. The roaring chorus of “ Mahatma Gandhi ki Jai ”   “ Bharat Mata ki Jai "  reverberated at the cremation site.

          The incident  triggered the spirit of freedom fighters ten fold.  Mahatma Gandhi came to the town and met the young widow and consoled her. The town and the country recognized the supreme sacrifice of Kumaran for the country. In subsequent years Jayaprakash Narayan, Kamraj and many others visited her house. The idolization did not mitigate  her problems in facing day to day life. It was a great relief when  she was honoured by MGR and a big sum of Rs.10000 was given to her in a public function.  She used to recall it with happiness and gratitude.   She lived in free India for many decades,  for which her husband had sacrificed his life. At the age of 90 she died  during the Golden Jubilee Year of Indian Independence .   The Govt honoured him with issue of a Postage stamp in his memory.         JAI HIND.

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16        You are Wonderful

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When a father holds his son, a sense of pride and joy beams from his face. The young boy with an attachment to his dad often reproduces the same look in his eyes.. He is the  man who will spank you when you are bad and then hug you afterwards. He is both lovable and authoritative.  He is sweet, kind, wise, strong, funny,  makes you feel safe and protected. He is an amazing intelligent man who teaches and inspires you to be your best.  He sings, dances and tells nice things when you are upset.  He is your Hero.. Role Model.. Cult figure.. He is the kind of man whom you want to please and   not take him for granted.  He is the kind of admirable man worth fighting for, worth trying for, worth waiting for.    He is non pareil ..   peerless

            The following true story warmed my heart.   It happened several years ago in the Paris opera house. A famous singer had been contracted to sing, and ticket sales were booming. In fact, the night of the concert found the house packed and every ticket sold. The feeling of anticipation and excitement was in the air as the house manager took the stage and said,

 "  Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your enthusiastic support. I am afraid that due to illness, the man whom you've all come to hear will not be performing tonight.  However, we have found a suitable substitute we hope will provide you with comparable entertainment.   "

The crowd groaned in disappointment and failed to hear the announcer mention the stand-in's name. The environment turned from excitement to frustration.

The stand-in performer took the stage in this gloomy atmosphere.  He gave the performance with great finese and expertise….  everything he had at his command.   It was the best he could… When he had finished and bowed his head to the audience, there was nothing but an uncomfortable silence.  Pin drop silence…. No one applauded.  It was a  very painful moment for the singer.

 Suddenly, from the balcony, a little boy stood up and shouted,

"  Daddy,     I think you are wonderful 

The crowd broke into thunderous applause.  Tears dropped from the eyes of the grateful singer.  The boy stood there clapping and applauding cheerfully with the crowd.
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 It is  believed that in the last years of our life we should retire ourselves from our professional  pursuits and devote our time on spiritual matters.  It is the deep desire of such men to visit temples, go on pilgrimages and   lead the remaining days with total detachment  to this worldly attractions and  leave this body, uttering the name of the Almighty, with a prayer as the last wish to ultimately join him in Heaven.

            Here is the life story of a man who was running a Grocery shop,  handed over by his father when he was hardly 20 years.    For many years he ran the shop with utmost dedication,  trying to please all his customers.  He used to open his shop even before sunrise when early customers started dropping in and closed it as late as midnight.     All his breakfast, lunch and dinner was brought by his wife or children and eaten  inside the store room of his shop.   Luckily their house was nearby.   The shop was managed by his wife during his short absences.    Later his son was also assisting him frequently,   to give relief to his over-worked parents. The customers had no complaints at all, as the system of running the shop was in perfect routine. There was no holiday at all for the shop as it was run by the family itself.  The assistants were some of his relatives who were also getting trained in the business. Later his son got married and the daughter-in-law was another additional help.  The life of this man was totally immersed in his shop.   His grandchildren also were getting involved in the business.    I  do not think any of them went to school at all.   He had no idea of cinemas, films, TV shows, Dramas, Cricket matches or any other recreation. His wife and family members were also the same nature.  The entire family was involved in the process of procurement, maintenance, finance management, door-to-door distribution etc., Their brain was a store house of grocery items, price, quantity, kg, liter etc., all up-to-date.   

            The owner was now nearing 90 years and was not keeping good health but continued to persist in his shop keeping activities. A saint passing through advised the old man to take some interest in spiritual matters like visiting temples or going for pilgrimage etc.,    It did not strike a cord.   He was finally bed ridden with pneumonia fever and the family was disturbed by this development.     One of the family member used to stay at home,   to look after him and the rest were in the shop as usual.   On his death bed, in a delirious state, he woke up one day  and asked “ Where is my wife ?   His wife replied “ I am here in front of you ” “ Where is my son ? ”     “ I am  here in front of you “ the son replied.  “ Where is my daughter-in-law ?      “ I am here in front of you ”  she replied. “ Where are the grand children ”   “We are all here”   they replied.. 

            He opened his eyes in horror and shouted   “ Who is there in the shop ?  
 and breathed his last.  They were his last words………………



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 14                  DO    YOU     MIND
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Mind is a complex storehouse of conscious and unconscious feelings, thoughts, perceptions etc., It is part of a person who thinks, reasons, feels, and remembers. The mysteries of the human mind are unfathomable.  The mind is fickle and unstable.  The mind can move back to the past, or  forward to the future and can recall and retrieve a six decade old scene within a fraction of a second.  It is the fastest…. Restlessness of mind is caused by activities of senses and  senses are controlled  by mind.  Lot of emphasis is therefore made in Bagwat Gita, on control of mind.

If you think you are the master in control of your mind, you are mistaken.  The Mind functions on its own, with or without your permission or control or knowledge. It is like riding a wild, untamed horse.   The fluctuations of the mind that over-thinks look like a chaotic public place viz., a Railway station,   where no one is in charge, a free-for-all,  chaotic  disorder…   Let us imagine and visualize, how an idle wandering  mind  of a scatterbrained  person works

   Give me four tickets to Ghatkopar                 “ The train has already left ”  
   Where is the taxi stand”                 “ I am already late by  twelve minutes ”      
   Do not stand on the way              Lost your ticket..You have to pay fine ”
   Signal is not there..”               “ Porter..Porter…”             Please move on       
  No this will not stop at Mulund ”                      “ What is the correct time ? ”
   Where is my bag ?    I had kept it here,                                 Thief.. Thief ”       
   Go to next compartment..”               “ This is my seat.. I have reserved it ”
     Don’t push  there is no space                         “ Is dining car attached..? ”  
   Why it is not moving..It is already late..”                            “ I do not know  "
  Give him water…water please “                      “ What is your seat number ”
    Arey…  Ghatkopar gone…”                           “ Go to Ladies compartment..”
  Anybody having  Aspirin..  Urgent please “                    God only knows ”     
   Switch off the fan please                                            “ I have no change   
  Cant you see this is FIRST CLASS                             “ I missed 7-10 fast ”
   Why do you ask me  ?                        Call the police…”            “ Shut up “

Having a bustling mind kicking you around causing horrible disjunction is a curse.  It is only when you take charge of your mind, driving away all noisy and unruly disturbances, mindless jumble of everything, you will be able to restore sanity and harmony and focus on a given situation with attention and discipline. Arjuna says, “Verily, the mind is unsteady, tumultuous, powerful, obstinate! O Krishna, I consider the mind as difficult to master as the wind! ”  There are many ways to relax a mind, viz short walk, playing a game, music , meditation etc., to come back to the secret world of harmony, coherence, balanced equation and rightness that is out of reach.

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13           D O O M S  D A Y

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            During their exile in the jungles, Sage Markandeya visited the Pandavas. Yudhishtira asked Sage Markendeya “ What willl happen in Kaliyuga ? “.   Lord Krishna who was also present there smiled and urged the Sage to explain.  Sage Markandeya spoke  “ In  KRETA YUGA everything was free from deceit, guile,avarice and covetousness, the four pillers of virtue.  In the TRETHA YUGA,  sin took away one of the pillars and virtue had only three pillars. In DWAPARA YUGA,  [ the contemporary Mahabaratha period]  sin and virtue are mixed half and half.    In the coming dark age of KALI YUGA  energy, intelligence, strength and life-span of human beings will decrease. Anger, avarice, covetousness, ignorance will rule the minds of men. They will become atheists and thieves.  At the end of the Yuga, enmity and violence towards each other will overtake and all systems will be overturned.   Children will disobey their parents.   Girls will choose their own husbands.   Men and women will be totally free in their conduct and adopt their own standards of behaviour.  The Kings will rob their subjects.    Mutual intolerance will increase.   Spiritual darkness will envelop the earth.     There will be famine and shortages.   People will eat anything and deceive one another in buying and selling.    People will be cruel and destroy rivers and trees.    They will be addicted to intoxicating drinks.   Friends, relatives and kinsmen will help only in return for wealth.     At the height of this calamity,   a Brahmana named KALKI will be born.     He will be possessed of great energy, wisdom and prowess.    He will restore order and peace in this over-crowded world.   That effulgent, intelligent Being will be the destroyer of  all and the Maker of the new YUGA.



 12        ROCK    and     ROLL
      


          We were all curious  when  the new Deputy Manager assumed charge,  It was the first time we were going to experience the official atmosphere under an younger man, as most of us   were already middle-aged.   He was so cheerful,   young and energetic and loved to conduct meetings and interact with staff.   Within a week we  already   had three lively meetings,  full of excitement.   Quite a strange experience in a dull and drab official  atmosphere , full of complaints, criticism and warnings.  The tense and serious atmosphere vanished and  enthusiasm  and eagerness to attend his meetings became a trend.  He would encourage free discussions  leading to innovative suggestions and sudden improvements in day to day work.   Coffee and biscuits enlivened the atmosphere and sometimes the discussions went berserk and nobody understood what topic was going on.

           When the discussions digress to euphoric levels, I found him getting excited and  start rocking his chair back and forth.  As the discussions got hotter, his rocking of the chair would get wilder.  Even though a big table was in front of him, his rocking of the chair was attracting my attention more.  At frequent intervals, his rocking would appear to be  increasing to dangerous levels and I was losing interest in the topic under discussion., more out of fear of what is likely to happen to him at this rate.  I was  apprehensive and tense.   I was worried that he was likely to crash behind his seat with a little more wrong or careless push.   It was strange that no one else appeared to bother about him.          I was getting neurotic about it.
               
            What I feared everyday, happened that day.  Instead of his usual rocking the chair from slow to medium in a  gradual momentum,  he was in an unusual high spirits right from the start.His rocking was already abnormal and  the staff, especially the “ chamcha ” type, were at their best to  excite him to hysterical levels.  The rate at which he was rocking unconsciously was sending alarms signals to me.  At one stage, he almost over did, to my shock, but managed to pull back from disaster. I  missed my heart beat for a few seconds.  Within seconds, he did it again and almost lost his balance and was about to crash behind.  I got up expecting the worst…. Somehow he managed to retain his balance  cleverly.. My God… He seems to be an expert…The climax came within five minutes.  I was expecting it to happen today..  He lost his balance and was going to fall flat on his back.   

           I sprang from my seat.. expecting him to crash.  But he came forward from his crashing position and asked, “What is the matter?”   He had somehow managed to hold the drawers of the table in front of him with his toes in a precarious effort to hold on.    Utterly confused, I  raised my hand pointing my finger at him,  signaling him not to risk anymore.    But he mistook my action for something else and said  " Yes.. You can go..”

   11.         angel or devil
        
  Gyani was conducting a religious programme in which discourses and bhajan were going on. Many people were attending the programme.   A  particular singer was performing extra ordinarily and captivating the audience. All his songs were heard spell bound by the audience and the Gyani was happy.  He sang with great devotion and reverence,    enhancing the spiritual and religious atmosphere in the gathering.
          
        A person sitting next to the Gyani quietly confided to the Gyani    That man who sings devotional bajan    is actually a thief.    The Gyani quietly replied  “ He sings with great devotion “
         After a while another person came to the Gyani and said,  “ That singer is a great devotee “  The Gyani quietly replied      That singer is a thief  ”.
         A person who witnessed both the conversations was upset.  He asked the Gyani            “  Why are you speaking such contradictory things ? “

        The Gyani replied    ‘ How can we judge others as good or bad.  Good and bad are really arbitrary words.   It is absurd to divide people into good and bad.   There is no one in this world who is either good or bad.   No man ever lived an entire life without making a mistake.  The truth is, there is good and bad in everybody.  We have to understand that.  We all have a face behind a face.  Good and the bad,   Happy and sad,    Sane and insane.  We are good wrapped up in bad  or  bad  wrapped up in good.     We all have an angel and the stranger inside us and we all have the choice.    For every bad, there is a good.   We have to deal with it. 

 10.                  SQUINT   EYE

           
My fascination with horses  must have something to do with the cow-boy films of John Wayne,   Clint Eastwood and others which I never missed to see in my college days.  When I entered the Race course for the first time, the  parade of horses before each race, the announcement “ the horses are in the paddock…and they are off..” and the thrilling race of galloping horses, followed by a car and ambulance, hysterical cheers of the spectators and the spectacular finish etc., sent inexplicable thrill to me for many times. When I saw film star Raj Kapoor rushing ahead of me, I could not believe my eyes. The great “Beandaz” and  “Hard Held”   owned by Mehmood won all races undefeated.  “Parthenon” “ Malibu” and other horses kindled my academic interest on those names.    My wonderful tryst with that spot came abruptly to an end..   One day I was shocked to see my Boss there and from that day I discontinued my pastime.

           My Boss was squint- eyed and most of the time in “high spirits” even during office hours.   When in high spirits, he  could not even read a written  document properly.  When I gave him a neatly type-written speech about the activities of our recreation club, to be spoken during the  Recreation club celebrations,  he read ‘cricket ball’ as ‘cricket bomb’ and ‘Art show’ as ‘Horse show’. I thought it was due to his squint-eye.  But my friend said it was because of “high spirits”.  The Chief Guest who came to enjoy the Annual Day performances, was in splits while my Boss was addressing the gathering reading my speech.

           Once in a meeting he looked at me and asked a question. My friend who was sitting in another row somewhere,  also thought that he was looking at him. SQUINT-EYE. When both of us got up to answer, he told me sternly       “Sit down.  I didn’t ask you”…..   I could not believe because he actually asked me only.  I was upset for no fault of mine.

            He was a regular race-goer.  Once he was dictating a letter to a prominent VIP  requesting him to preside over a function and did not know how to conclude the request. He said ‘with’ and was struggling for the word.  I said ‘GRATITUDE’ and his face beamed suddenly.  He was so happy with that word and I was myself grateful for remembering that word at that moment.  My friend clarified later that GRATITUDE was the name of the champion horse of the season, which was reason for his beaming approval.


 9                   TRUTH   PREVAILS
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       This is an old story about “ good “and  “bad”,    mere “labels”   branded indiscriminately on people.  In those days, a bad person was shown as ugly, dark, long mustache, thick eye brows, crude, uncouth, strong and what not.   One such man was easily identifiable.  It was so simple during those good old days.
       Anyway,  such a man was admonished by an old pious man, to change his ways and lead a good life. The bad man who was a lair, thief etc., was actually willing to listen and reform himself but expressed his difficulty.  The old man persisted and cajoled him to at least speak the truth always and avoid telling lies, as a first step towards change. Truth is fearless..It will set you free..  It  will do good for him..   The bad man agreed.
         The next day,  sorry night, when the bad man was prowling in the streets, the King who was in disguise, was able to notice him and recognise him as a thief.   It was so easy in those days. The King in disguise asked him “ Who are you ? What are you doing here?”  The bad man recalled the promise made to the old pious man. “ I am a thief..I am planning to steal..Will you join me..?”  The King was astonished. Wisely, he agreed to join him.  The bad man took the King to the palace and very cleverly entered the secret room where the treasures were kept.  He opened a box and found three rare pearls inside.  He was about to take all the three pearls, but his arithmetic sense told him to take only two so that he can share it with the King without any problem. Mark his gradual progress towards Goodness. So he left one pearl in the box  and shared one with the King, took one for him. They parted company later.
        Next day, the King called his Minister and complained about the theft and asked him to check.  The Minister went to the secret room and checked the box.  He found one pearl inside. The willy Minister  promptly pocketed the pearl for himself and reported to the King that all  three pearls are missing.  The King was astonished. He was hearing a lie, when he already knew the truth.
        Now it is easy to understand, why the crooked Minister was dismissed and the honest and truthful thief was appointed as a Minister by the King.   Truth ultimately prevails.  


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            My immediate boss was an English-fanatic, carrying the family torch of his father who was an English teacher. It was always interesting to hear him speak with great eloquence and  articulation,  with special emphasis on accent in pronouncing words of English, even in day to day normal conversations.  I found a match in him, with my own long lost expertise in the same field, as my previous bosses were not up to the mark in English. We excelled each other in embellishing the official correspondence to such high levels, that the top brass in the hierarchy had to refer to the dictionary frequently. He used bombastic language even in casual telephonic conversations. Once at the height of his mood, he was struggling for an appropriate word while on phone, and I happened to be there to supply it.  He paused and looked at me disapprovingly. A junior helping him…. He did not like to use that word prompted by me and wasted some more time to invent and use his own word, rejecting my offer.         To prove his mastery, of course.

             Once I submitted a case spread over two pages and starting with the word ‘That’.  Quite and unusual presentation.  He kept it for two days poring over it and called me finally and asked “  where is the full stop ?  ”  I showed it at the end of the second page, as it was just one sentence. It was my proud moment. “Are you sure it is correctly written?”    I replied “Yes. Sir.”  And to irritate him further, I continued “ If it is wrong, you can correct it.” I was in cloud nine, having achieved  one of the rare moments in my official career in a dull and drab job.  His ambivalence kept it for one more day, signed it finally  and sent to our Chief Boss who called him promptly and inquired  “Are you sure it is correctly written?” My immediate English-Professor-Boss confirmed but the Chief Boss asked him to split it into at least five sentences and make it simple. “ This  is not a treatise for Ph. D.”  Finally my dream product came back to me, split into five separate sentences with five full stops, by the English-professor-boss and approved by the Chief.

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SELF DELUSION, misapprehension, misunderstanding, mistaken belief, misinterpretation etc., bordering on mental disorder may seize some people, at some stage in their life.  They may continue to socialize in a normal manner and their behavior may not seem odd or bizarre for quite a long time. Generally, such patients with delusional disorder remain coherent, sensible, reasonable and totally convincing as genuine. Once discovered, it makes us laugh at life’s realities. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living; it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. However an idiosyncratic belief or impression maintained and sustained despite being contradicted by reality or rational argument should be evaluated as a disorder and it becomes necessary in such cases, to cleanse and renovate the mind and make them see things as they are. The destructive potential and its tendency to grow to grotesque visible or invisible levels rendering  life unlivable makes it a serious problem to be tackled adeptly.    It is easier said than done.   Sanity is the ability to tell the real from the unreal and it can sometimes drive you mad. I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. It is very tricky to find the right key to   order, sanity and peace of mind.

I think the following story may help you understand better, the above vexatious issue:

       The King was very strong, powerful and the people were happy. Suddenly the King started feeling sick.  He was not comfortable.  He was feeling pain on every part of his body. His Doctors checked him thoroughly. Everything appeared to be normal but the cause of the pain could not be diagnosed.. King continued to suffer pain.  Specialists also checked and could not find the cause The King was desperate to find a solution to his problems. 
       As good luck would have it, a very old wise man observed and examined the King for a long time and gave a solution. The King should take bath on the blood of Twenty 10 year old boys for two hours and all his sickness will vanish. The King was astonished and shocked to hear this. But the wise old man guaranteed.  The King was disturbed.  He was not willing.  Why kill 20 boys, to be cured of his ailment? For two days he could not sleep.  Slowly his Ministers advised him to try.  After all, he was King and people will not mind. The King could not accept the advice. After one week, they again persuaded the King and the volunteer boys were available for helping the King. The King reluctantly agreed but did not fix the date for the treatment. After a fortnight of nagging, the date was fixed to kill the boys, to collect the blood for the King’s bath.  The date fixed was next Sunday. The King could not sleep or concentrate on any official matters and the face of the boys was haunting him day and night. He had nightmares.  By Saturday he was desperate and on Sunday, King ordered that the boys should not be killed. All were disappointed and disturbed by the incident.
      The old wise man who heard about the cancellation came to the King. The King was in a highly disturbed state about the incident. The wise old man observed and examined the King for a very long time and declared that the King is now free of all his ailments.  The King also realized suddenly and found no trace of his ailment. The King was surprised and wondered how it all happened. 


The wise old man disclosed,  “   It was because I chose the right key for your treatment. I found that for some inexplicable reason your mind and your brain believed with certainty of your ailment and the mental frenzy of your feelings became the reality. You started suffering  from chronic anxiety and panic day in and day out to the point of paranoia. As nobody else can feel the way you feel, it was difficult to bring you back to reality from this  daily grind of worrying and other ailments you were always thinking, imagining and aggravating yourself. I therefore decided to change and pull you out of this attitude and suggested an atrocious method of treatment which would totally distract you from your habit of self-suffering and focus your mind on something else other than you.The fate of the 20 boys occupied your mind all these days and you were gradually released from your own trap. Now you are free from ailments because you never had any ailments before. All that you suffered were of our own imagination.. Take care…GOD BLESS YOU."
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           Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today.  Harness the power of today. Seize the blessings of today!   Live fully for the present moment. Let your awareness be completely centered on the here and now. When you live in the present, you are living where life is happening. The past and future are mere illusions, they don’t exist…... Etc.,  etc.,

            In a flash-back, these words  reminded  me of a real incident which I witnessed.      When a newly married young lady was interviewed for a Job,
 the Board of Selectors asked her a few questions and she appeared to be very nervous   and extra cautious    and attentive    while giving her answers.
 She desperately wanted this job. 


            " What is your name… ? ”

            “ Mrs. Priya Kumar…”

            “ Oh.. You are married..? "

            “ Yes    Sir…”

            “ What is your husband doing now.. ? "

She suddenly looked at her watch and answered promptly

            “ He is sleeping  Sir  "


The Board of Selectors were stunned and flabbergasted for a minute. They did not know how to proceed with the next question.  Husband sleeping…?


            “ Why.?  Why is he sleeping..? ”      One of the Selector stammered.

            “ He was in night shift yesterday.. Now he is sleeping..Sir” 


A  sigh of relief pervaded the entire room,  while the lady was anxiously waiting for the next question


            Later when I asked her why did she answer that way, she said     “ They asked me what he was doing now.. And that is what he was doing at that time “


            Nothing could be more appropriate than living in the present moment. And I am sure that the total concentration, awareness and involvement in the present moment, of the lady,  was absolute to the brim.          She got the job.



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Mr. Kavlekar  was an youngster, brimming with drive and dynamism especially after two years of career in a Govt Dept. That day he was going through the newspaper, while sipping a cup of tea, and was disturbed to find a familiar face appearing as a photo in the obituary column. It was Mr.Rodricks, his  ex- boss in his previous appointment in a private company. What a nice man he was, who liked him so much, guiding and helping him  in his apprentice days. He decided immediately to attend his funeral, which was the only way he can repay his obligation to his benevolent ex-boss. He went to the cabin of his boss and stood before him asked for permission to attend the funeral, after showing the newspaper. The boss was overwhelmed by Kavlekar’s devotion/respect to the previous boss. And asked him to apply for leave and go.   Kavlekar applied for one day leave to attend the funeral of a relative and gave to the Head-clerk and proceeded. The Head-clerk, a nosy and difficult old man  said he will show to the boss and get his approval. Kavlekar told him not to worry as he had already obtained his permission and left the office to the utter consternation of the Head-clerk.

           By afternoon there was an unusual visitor to the 0ffice, searching for  Kavlekar. The Head-clerk told  him that he has taken leave and gone out. The visitor who was his father, was surprised  and wanted to know where he has gone. The Head-clerk told him that  Kavlekar  has gone to attend the funeral of his relative.  The father was shocked and could not believe it.  The Head-clerk showed    him the application to satisfy him. The bewildered father left the 0ffice and started visiting many of his relatives in the town to find out where the mishap has taken place.

                        But his visit to the office created a bad  impression about Kavlekar for having taken leave on a false ground.  The father returned home, dog-tired having found every relative hale and hearty. And Kavlekar returned home and clarified  about what happened that day.

                        Next day when Kavlekar reported to 0ffice, the Head-Clerk admonished him sternly for taking leave on false grounds.  Kavlekar who was taken aback told him that he really went to attend the funeral and it was a fact. The Head-clerk bounced on him, telling about the visit of his father and that no there was no funeral of any of his relative that day.  When Kavlekar showed him the Obituary news of his ex-boss, the Head-clerk shouted that his boss could not be his relative. Kavlekar also lost his temper and retorted that his Boss was also his relative and the Head-clerk  and all his colleagues were  also his relatives. “As long as we are all working together we are all relatives. We are all maintaining our relations with each other and we are not strangers . This is what my previous boss taught me and I am surprised that in spite of your seniority, experience and age, you are not aware of this. Instead of appreciating me you are unnecessarily finding fault with me every time. For your information, our Boss knows where I went yesterday because I have already shown this Obituary to him and he really appreciated me. I do not care, if you do not care for me, but note this, I will definitely not attend your funeral since you do not consider me as your relative.” The Head-clerk was taken aback and realized that Kavlekar did not commit any misdemeanor but only used a wrong word in the application.

        The Head-clerk called the agitated Kavlekar to his side and explained about official language and what relative means in official terms. He took out the 0ffice Manual  and showed him the definition of the terms “family”, “relatives” etc., He told him that he is now working in a Government office where he should apply the words correctly in their usage as per the definitions given in various Manuals and instructions. He advised him to go through the Book and understand the terms in usage. It was only after a long time spent reading the  manual. That Kavlekar understood the implications of the word relative. He also realized that in his agitated mood he even used strong language by declaring that he will not attend his funeral. He felt ashamed and apologized for the inadvertent remark, out of ignorance. The head-clerk  accepted it graciously and from that day their RELATIONSHIP was restored to cordial terms. 

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          Hobbies can bring you joy, sharpen your eye and mind for detail, expand your creativity, help you learn skills, forget boredom and what not. There are many advantages in having a diversion in your life through hobbies..
           My neighbor had the habit of reading newspaper.  But he was not buying or subscribing for daily supply of newspapers. He used to borrow it for reading and return.   He used to wait for hours, watching the newspaper lying unattended at the door of my house. I was not aware of it, until one evening  he knocked on my door and asked for it.
“ I will return it tomorrow morning” he said when I gave it to him.
           This was going on regularly and later on I used to drop it in his house, after I finished reading it, so that he can read it earlier, instead of waiting for the evening when I returned from office. I could appreciate his keen interest in reading from top to bottom all that is printed in newspaper, updating himself with current events, economy, sports, politics etc., Compared to him, I was only throwing cursory glances here and there in a careless manner and would not even know in detail what exactly I was reading.
         We were away for about a fortnight on some errand and I had completely forgotten about my neighbor..When we returned, I found all the old newspapers lying within my compound wall unattended. I took them inside and dumped them somewhere.
         I think, my neighbor must have noticed that we have returned, because there was a knock on my door. When I opened, he was there as usual and before he would ask, I knew what he wanted.  So I located that day’s newspaper and gave it to him.
         “ If you do not mind,  can you please give me the old newspapers also.. “
I was taken aback..and asked him “ why do you want the old newspapers ?”
        “ I want to read them  ..” he said
        “ You mean, you want to read the old newspapers also..”
        “ Yes”  he replied.
I could not believe what he said.  
        “ Why do you want to read the old news now “
        “  Why not… I just want to read    he insisted.
        “   Why..? “
        “   It does not matter… I just want to read..” he said
        “ What is the use of reading old obsolete news  ? “ I asked
        “ You mean reading newspaper is useful…”  he replied.
I was surprised at this remark. 
        “ I thought it is useful to you  and if it is not useful, 
           why do you read it at all “  I inquired.
           He looked at me blankly…and said 

        This is my favorite hobby.. I have no other vocation or pastime..  I do not read for any purpose..  I cannot remain without reading newspaper….  I can read any newspaper...... I can read even an year old newspaper…  I always read from top to bottom, each and every page and that is my habit for years together…. It is useful to me only as a hobby because I have not practiced any other hobby…. And if I do not read newspapers for a day, I become uneasy and restless, until I get some newspaper to read...  No cursory or careless reading....….  I read it thoroughly with full concentration….  It is handy and suitable to me ….. I think, that is what a hobby is for…”
          I collected the bunch of fortnight old newspapers and handed over to him reverentially. As he went away happily with all the old newspapers, I was wondering what exactly I was doing myself reading these newspapers…. all these days….


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I am an agnostic.  I don't believe in super natural events or ghosts. Queer  and  bizarre incidents need not be understood irrationally.
Ghosts taking possession of body happen in rural,  remote areas. 


All this  is mental aberration......trash........I was quite pragmatic, until a weird thing happened to me.

You know I am a Table tennis player and it was my heart's desire to win a championship. I never could. One day I met Aranjay, winner and champion of Western India and he agreed to play with me a few games. It was my chance to try and win him in the game. We entered the Hall to play the game. Typically, the room was dark enough to play Table Tennis under the three focused lights just above the Table. Despite my best  efforts, I could not win the first game. His strokes and spin was too good to handle. I was desperate and determined to somehow win the second game, when a weird feeling came over me.

You know it was a lonely and dark room. You also know, I don't believe in ghosts. But I felt some strange, foreign thing taking over my body. I was no more myself. I think I became "possessed" and began moving like never before.    I retrieved one of his best shots, followed it  with a smashing shot.. My shot rattled him and I noticed a look of surprise in the face of Aranjay. I had a queer feeling that something has taken over my body. Aranjay became aggressive and tried some of his expert shots. I was beginning to respond well and I could not believe myself, accosting the shots with an expertise unknown to myself. A mystic power had taken control of myself and I could even discern a stranger inside me. I became hysterical. I was in a trance.

I began to feel like a champion of the world.  I smashed a ball smartly, sending it away zooming in darkness towards the shadowy figure of Aranjay. I heard a shrill cry of shock from the dark end of the Hall. I had hit the ball right, and mind you, it was like the vicious shot of a World Champion. I was myself stunned with astonishment about my own new born mastery. My muscles and limbs functioned superbly in an unfamiliar rhythm. My second shot was unusual and totally un-Indian, in style. My God.. The shot turned into a vicious top-spin, swung a little over the net, struck the table and took a sharp turn, like a cobra, towards the extreme corner of the hall, far away from Aranjay, the erstwhile hero of Western India. He looked at me with a foolish and frightened face.

I shuddered from head to foot. The stranger in my body was no ordinary one.   Whoever he was, he knew what he was doing...I was smashing the ball in all 
unpredictable directions and Aranjay was in total disarray. There was a threatening silence in the hall, except for the sound of the ball and rattling noise of the fleeting feet of Aranjay. I won the game. Instead of joy, I was scared of myself. I thought some ghost of a dead World champion, haunting in this hall, has taken over my body and playing ito its hearts content. I was worried and uncomfortable and found myself in a dangerous and critical situation.

"Let us play the finals" challenged the hurt Champion.

 I was scared, not of the challenge, but of the unpredictable things to which I might be subjected to by the ghost inside of me. I was palpitating and scared of even looking at my shadow. There was no one around, except the two of us, plus the invisible ghost. The hall was in pitch darkness.The atmosphere was eerie, charged with tension.

To my bad luck, the ghost inside me resented the challenge. I apprehended some vague trouble and looked around for help. Suddenly, I found my hand and legs moving in an awkward and unfamiliar manner. I discovered myself picking the ball. I served. I did not know what was going to happen. When Aranjay returned the ball, my whole body was forced to undergo a violent spasm. I found myself banging the ball viciously in the most unusual and ugly style.

The ghost was now violent and every part of my body ached. It was the most fantastic action. I was actually raised above the ground quite unexpectedly and unable to balance myself, I crashed to the floor. I got up frantically with an injured nose. 

The  ball had struck the table and rose up like a launched rocket and took off in a zig zag angle into the roof , sky and darkness with a zooming sound. Terror and panic overwhelmed me. I yelled out at Aranjay a shrill cry and threw away the racket. It was a spine chilling sound from my throat  Bruce Lee type.  I ran helter-skelter towards the door, which I could not locate in the darkness.     It was the worst and desperate moment of my life,    in a haunted building with a Table Tennis Ghost. 

  I got a glimpse of Aranjay escaping from the door.  

I pursued him frantically in mad haste,   shrieking meaningless sounds..


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 2                              P U P P Y       L O V E



When we moved to our new house, the brown dog came to visit us. By his looks and conduct, he appeared to be in charge of the area. A few days later, he brought a bitch with him, a black + white beauty, as if to introduce us. Looking at my friendly gesture, the bitch swayed her tail left and right and in a few minutes her entire body was swaying in happiness. I gave her something to eat. A few days later I found her with her litter, behind my house. There were eight puppies, the bigger one in brown and the others black and white. They had not opened their eyes yet. Normally the mother will be very protective and ferocious at this time, but I was exempted and could move in close quarters.

After a fortnight, she started going out for her rounds leaving the puppies alone. She came back at regular intervals to feed the puppies. I kept an eye on them during her absence. When the rains came, I made a shelter for them and shifted the puppies. As they grew, I started playing with the naughty puppies and had a wonderful time.

One day my friend came with his grandson and they played with the puppies. The boy wanted the brown puppy and they carried it in a bag stealthily, without attracting the attention of the mother. The bitch came and fed the puppies and I was surprised that it did not notice the missing brown puppy. If she had missed it, she did not show it. Everything appeared to be normal sans hue and cry for the missing puppy.

My friend was staying three streets away from my house. In the night I went and saw the boy playing happily with the brown puppy. I was happy that the puppy found a caring home. Early in the morning, my friend phoned to inform me that the puppy is missing. I went to his house and they were searching everywhere. He had kept it under a bamboo basket outside his house in the night. The puppy was moaning the whole night.

I was very angry with him for having left the puppy unattended. Perhaps some cat might have carried it away. My friend was feeling guilty. I did not know how to face the bitch. I went home totally dejected. I saw the bitch wagging her tail as usual at my sight, quite unaware of the mishap. I was upset with culpable feeling at her blissful ignorance of the catastrophe. I went to her shelter and to my surprise; I saw the brown puppy there. I was astonished. It was there playing with his siblings with great abandon and frolic.

I phoned my friend and broke the good news. He came 
running to see. The black beauty was swaying her tail, 
as usual  and I was able to understand from her looks that she knew everything about the missing puppy. No wonder, she went sniffing around the colony and located the moaning puppy and brought it back safely, all the way to her shelter, by holding it in her mouth. If she had anything to complain about the questionable episode, she did not even show any sign of it.
   HATS OFF TO MOTHERS OF THE WORLD.....

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 1       REPTILE  WORLD



 

My dear RAJA and UNAY, I hope everything is getting on well at your end. Here the rain Gods have finally descended and we are having a wet spell, which is a great relief from the scorching heat and humidity of summer. The whole scenery has changed. All the dry and yellow landscapes have slowly changed into lush green, lending a cool and soothing spectacle to the eyes, especially the hills behind my MESS. . The birds and animals are wild with joy. This place is abounding with numerous varieties of birds, insects, scorpions and snakes, especially after a downpour.

The first snake I saw was at the Scooter stand, which someone had already killed. It was a small baby python, brown skinned, with all its black lined square design and supposed to be harmless. Later when I was coming out of the Factory, I found one of my friends standing in the middle of the road, holding his motorcycle. To my horror, I suddenly noticed a poisonous KRAIT lying like a bundle of rags, right in front of my motorcycle. As the snake did not make any movement at all, I quietly withdrew my vehicle back to avoid any encounter. Meanwhile, two youngsters came very fast in their bicycles and in spite of my desperate shouting, ran over the snake unknowingly. They stopped to find why I was shouting and were horrified to see the snake running wildly. They gathered their wits and chased the snake and killed it.
Within a couple of days, while returning to 0ffice after lunch, I found a large crowd, in the middle of the road, looking upwards at the sprawling branches of a gigantic tree, where I saw a very long snake, over six feet long, dangling in the branches. I presume, it was already scared of the crowd and trying to escape. People were throwing stones and it was slipping from branch to branch and coming down. A security jawan came with a big sword and threw at it. In a split second, the snake escaped into the bushes. The whole crowd ran helter skelter in utter confusion and fear.

In the evening, when I was riding up a small hillock where our CLUB is located, I was stunned to find a snake passing through the road from left to the right side. The snake was gray in color and was so long that it covered the entire breadth of the road and was accelerating to escape from my motorcycle. I had no time to stop my motorcycle and was also afraid to stop in front of the snake. There was no alternative but to ride over it. I was scared out of my wits and I knew if I ran over its tail, it would strike at me. The snake was guided by ground vibrations of my motorcycle and was speeding to escape.    WHAT A WRONG TIME AND PLACE FOR BOTH OF US TO BE.     I simply lifted both my legs and crossed the snake whose tail was almost under my wheels. My whole body was shivering and I knew that the snake escaped unhurt. Even when I alighted at the entrance of the club, I was worried whether the snake was coming after me. I think it was a touch and go for both of us.

The other day when I was waiting in my Balcony for the milkman to arrive, I noticed a snake crossing the path and settling under the bushes, right under my nose. I was worried because, it was the spot where the milkman used to keep his bicycle and that is where it was hiding. The milkman came late and when I was alerting him about the snake, he thought I was angry for his late arrival and without listening he kept the cycle where the snake was hiding and started explaining about his late coming. What a scene. What suspense… Later when he came to know about the snake, he refused to go down anywhere near his cycle.

The SCORPIONS are plenty here and indeed they are weird looking and venomous. Most of them are black and large enough. They start moving around during nighttime in search of insects, especially after a good shower. Their favorite place is under street light where insects and moths swarm around. All the hillside and rocky areas are full of scorpions and one can find them marching in groups in roads, especially during night.